GameCheetz

I refuse to believe that this forum has Sixteen Million, Eight Hundred Four Thousand, Four Hundred Sixty Two posts, even counting spambots. The main forums have like, less than One Hundred Thousand. If we had that much spam wouldn't there be some sort of bandwidth or memory issue with the forum?

WE'RE BEING FED LIES. WE'RE ALL LOCKED IN A PRISON WE CAN'T TASTE OR SEE OR TOUCH. A PRISON FOR OUR MINDS.

Oh, you can't see the hidden Cool People forum?

That's why the rest of the message board is so inactive. We're all hanging out there.

I figured. Nobody ever tells me anything. Or pays me in gum. Sad face.

Don't tell him! If he can't see it, he's not supposed to know!

It's too late. It's only a matter of time now.

... unless you happen to have one of those flashing memory wipers handy.

Thankfully I already don't remember this.